Schedule Breaker Pillows

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"At this office no two days are different."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'