Schedule Analyzer Pillows

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Time Clock

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'Is he expecting you?'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."