Birthday Balancer Pillows

"I was born on the 29th of February, so at 26 I've got plenty of time to add to my 401."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

Cinéma Vérité

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Children's Entertainer

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Information Tightrope.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Extreme Birthdays.

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

The first birthday gift.

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Giant Birthday Cake

Life begins at 60

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Alien Birthdays...

A drum covered in candles