Birthday Balancer Mugs

"I was born on the 29th of February, so at 26 I've got plenty of time to add to my 401."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"One year closer to college!"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Yoga To-Do

Cinéma Vérité

Children's Entertainer

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Information Tightrope.

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"I enjoy eating healthy – I just don’t like the food."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

'He has a learning disorder.'

The first birthday gift.

Giant Birthday Cake

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Life begins at 60

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'