Birthday Planners Mugs

"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Babies.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Cinéma Vérité

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'You add the girl after baking.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Seventh Birthday

Florist.

A spider meal prepping

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'