Birthday Party Planner Mugs

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

'I told 'em all down the pub it was his birthday and the all treated him!'

Chocolate cake

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

55th Birthday

Seventh Birthday

"Because people are living longer, I'm having to diversify..."

"Me, I'm an entertainer, specialising in little girls' birthday parties..."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Young Cat: 'Ohh WOW, a Croquembouche!!' An excited young Cat about to receive a Croquembouche cake made of Mice for it's Birthday

'If you want to avoid the daily grind...of the organ, you could sell banana splits, entertain at birthday parties, work in a scientists lab or do accounting for politicians...'

'APPY Birthday,Grandad!'

That was the day they discovered Jim's packing-peanut allergy.'

"What's the secret of your longevity, Grampa?" "I guess it's because I was just never that curious about anything."

"Erza, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party, because our relationship is no longer satisfying to my needs."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.