Children's Party Planner Mugs

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'Maahhm! Marmaduke thinks he's invited to our tea party!'

Child dressed as a daffodil.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Out To Lurch

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Frosting the Snowman

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"