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"I can't believe it, Cruz! You and I are finally adults, in charge of our own lives, free to do whatever we want! I mean, no one forces us to celebrate our children's birthdays at Peter Cheeser Pizza, right?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Frosting the Snowman

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Babies.

Cinéma Vérité

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Pin-atas

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'You add the girl after baking.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Florist.

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

A spider meal prepping

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

Seventh Birthday

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'