Birthday Keeper Prints

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"One year closer to college!"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"A little under done?"

Professional woman in pub

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Balloon Surprise

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Lost Diary'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Birth Cake

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Football party

Celebration in operating theatre.