Romantic Datekeeper Pillows

"Happy 12th anniversary ... 13th anniversary? ... 10th? ... 14th?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Say it with flowers

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Time to love

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

'Obviously a cry for help.'

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

'Your double Impresso sir.'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

Memories that still sear

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"Well here I am, 'Better late than never', late but definitely 'not better'."

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'

"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

Man noticing corsets in a window are shaped like four waists he has embraced