Romantic Datekeeper Gifts

"Happy 12th anniversary ... 13th anniversary? ... 10th? ... 14th?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"First date hairball... awkward."

Say it with flowers

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"I had half a date last weekend."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Time to love

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

"Sunsets were cooler before he wore transition lenses."

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

'Obviously a cry for help.'

'I know the Super Bowl is about to start, Paul, but did you forget we have a date tonight?'

'Your double Impresso sir.'

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'You'd better go home now, Ted -- I'm beginning to feel lonesome.'

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

Memories that still sear

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Posting a letter - "Right that done...." "It's irrevocable.." "I'ts a white envelope with blue writing."

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

"Well here I am, 'Better late than never', late but definitely 'not better'."

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

'I do like you Walter, but I don't like your alter ego.'

"Okay, so I guess I'll just pay again. Great."

I'm sorry, but I don