Romantic Date Rememberer Gifts

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

My first Boyfriend.

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

Bookworm Romance

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"