Romantic Date Rememberer Prints

"My husband will never guess my password. It's our anniversary."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"First date hairball... awkward."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'Pardon?'

"The usual. Dinner and a show...He bought dinner and I put on a show for him."

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Of course I've had some wonderful times since we've been married. Mostly, while you were at work."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

Bookworm Romance

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Remember the great cranberry scare of '59? And the cellular phone hysteria of '93? Ralph Nader's killer hot dog with the nitrates? Our evacuation at Love Canal? Remember the toxic-teeth scare, with the amalgam fillings leeching mercury into our gullets?..."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I remember it well, me in wig and gown, gazing down at you, a picture of innocence, standing in the dock."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"If I remember correctly, you were the only one the dating agency had left over."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

My first Boyfriend.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"