Date Rememberer Gifts

"Well, they didn't forget my birthday, how come you did?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

Professional woman in pub

'You're always living in the past.'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Wall of Office Memories

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Lost Diary'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

"My source is my grandfather's memory!"

You are not forgotten!

Pregnancy Test

'Remember when we used to catch small fish by the bucket full.'

Remember when?... When was that?

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'