Dating Diary Keeper Pillows

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

Dating the efficiency expert.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Lost Diary'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Thin and thick

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Gigolo Diary

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

Mystic's Diary

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

The casual selfie

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"We'll you're never gonna get it."