Dog Diary Keeper Pillows

"It' the dog."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I had half a date last weekend."

Thin and thick

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sponge Blog

I can't decide if I want my blog to be G-rated or X-rated. On the one hand, "blog" is just a four-letter word. But on the other hand, cleanliness is next to blogginess. ?

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

The baby born with a middle-aged brain. Darn it, I left the womb to get something … Now, what was it?

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

Mystic's Diary

The casual selfie

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

"Nothing much happened today"