Dog Diary Keeper Pillows

"It' the dog."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Thin and thick

Sponge Blog

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Mystic's Diary

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

The casual selfie

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

"Nothing much happened today"