Secret Diary Keeper Pillows

"Uh oh... Something tells me my blog has been discovered."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'You know too much!'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Professional woman in pub

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Dear Dairy

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).