Romantic Scorekeeper Pillows

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Bear Costume

Carbon Dating.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

scrabble love

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Am I through to the next round?"

Romantic Tree Carving

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."