Romantic Reckoner Pillows

"Yes, I guess I'm in the mood, but certain restrictions apply."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

The Loving Couple

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Mate Mart

Single men in Tahiti

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."