Competition Ace Pillows

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Putin and Zelensky

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Nerd tryouts.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''