Academy Ace Pillows

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'They all want to play the star.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Nerd tryouts.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Whack-a-molecule

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

In one ear/Out the other.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Keep it simple

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'