Award Ace Pillows

'Supervisor of the Year'

Nerd tryouts.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"We've invented a new word!"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"I want to thank all the little people."