Award Ace Pillows

'Supervisor of the Year'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Monica Seles

Nerd tryouts.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Win - win

Cat Show

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"We've invented a new word!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

Tennis ball girl.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."