Ace Achiever Pillows

Hole in Onesie.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

Exam

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

Super Student

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Dedication to excellence....

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Pesky students.

"I started a collection!"