Ace Appreciator Pillows

Man! Talk about poker faces.

Royal Flush

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"My kid could do that."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'Supervisor of the Year'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

'I know where you live!'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Crater Lake