Ace Appreciator Mugs

Man! Talk about poker faces.

Royal Flush

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"My kid could do that."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Sue Perkins

Oscar Victory

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'I know where you live!'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.