Award Appreciator Mugs

Sue Perkins

"We have an acronym!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

Cat Show

'Guess what? I won again.'

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Soccer coach of the year.

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Hospital Deaths - "Congratulations, you're manager of the month again"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"...and this one is for the Spritzer Beer account."

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Norman E-Mailer

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

Oscar Victory

'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Boss, about your newfound determination to focus on employee recognition...'

'In a surprise move today, the members of the Nobel Committee awarded all of this year's Nobel Prizes to each other.'

Most Loyal Employee Award

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'Is somebody here implying that I was not really sick?' (Best Actor award on his desk.)

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"And here is the winning board of the year."