Report Card Ace Pillows

"Ive' learned that if you tell them you got all As on your report card, you don't have to clean your room or your plate for a week."

Welcome to the Team

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Failure/Due Diligence

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Children playing games

"We thought this was more realistic."

Baseball Dreams

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'Supervisor of the Year'

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

Rafael Nadal

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

"Of course I'm motivated to do well. I wouldn't survive summer school."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Golf in Antarctica.