Editorial Ace Pillows

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Garden.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Nerd tryouts.

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Failure/Due Diligence

Fear of news.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"We've invented a new word!"

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"Are all these letters of recommendation from your mother?"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Your resume says you were a waiter...

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English."

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"My word, this really is impressive! Lots of people have a personal trainer but a personal wine advisor, wow!"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'