Analysis Ace Pillows

Failure/Due Diligence

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

Nerd tryouts.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

The last word.

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"