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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Lethal Presentation

Nerd tryouts.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"Your first thirty days is a probationary period. Following that, we'll review your performance and consider giving you a cubicle with a door!"

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Study more to pass more tests.

The last word.