Algorithm Ace Pillows

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

A Bloody Butcher

Nerd tryouts.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Failure/Due Diligence

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Whack-a-molecule

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

Life Is Just A Game

"Be rational."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

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"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'What made that candidate stand out?'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Whac-a-Virus.