Algorithm Ace Pillows

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Nerd tryouts.

A Bloody Butcher

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Failure/Due Diligence

Whack-a-molecule

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

Life Is Just A Game

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Be rational."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

Citations Needed!

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

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"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Negative bar is taped onto bar graph in business meeting.

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'