Argumentative Ace Pillows

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Lethal Presentation

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Failure/Due Diligence

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Sulk Shows

"We've invented a new word!"

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'He started it!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

The last word.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister