Argument Strategist Pillows

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

Moral Outrage.

Mixed marriage: food fight

Sports Lawyers

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.