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Charlottesville changed everything, Randy. How so, little buddy? It's totally changed how I argue with people online. For the last few years, insults like "beta" and "cuck" and "SJW" and "virtue-signaller" were trending, so I used them all the time. But I just read that racists just like those who rallied in Charlottesville are the ones who invented those terms to control discourse and make opposing bigotry seem lame. It's going to be a lot harder to win debates without making cogent arguments i

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

Moral Outrage.

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.