Argument Strategist Gifts

Need a gift idea for the argument strategist in your life? Our collection features products that humorously highlight their talent for tactics and quick wit. From mugs to prints, these items celebrate their love for the art of debate and clever thinking, making them perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because. Show appreciation for their sharp mind with a thoughtful gift that’s both playful and clever.

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'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.' mockup

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

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Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

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"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven." mockup

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

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"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument." mockup

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!' mockup

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

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Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better. mockup

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

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Sulk Shows

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about. mockup

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

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"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'" mockup

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

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'He started it!'

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Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks. mockup

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

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"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is." mockup

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

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"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday." mockup

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

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"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!" mockup

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.' mockup

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

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'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?' mockup

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

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"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you." mockup

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

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"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" mockup

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

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'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!' mockup

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

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'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!' mockup

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.' mockup

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

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Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!' mockup

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

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"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!" mockup

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

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Moral Outrage.

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Mixed marriage: food fight

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Sports Lawyers

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'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.' mockup

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

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"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?" mockup

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

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"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic." mockup

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

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Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round. mockup

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

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Argument Strategist Gifts Collection

Argument Strategist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate argument strategists with witty sayings and clever designs—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Argument Strategist Pillows

Discover pillows designed for debate lovers—fun, witty, and perfect for adding personality to any space.

Argument Strategist Prints

Browse our range of prints that honor the skill of argument strategists—ideal for inspiring their workspace or living area with clever artistry.

Argument Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring smart, humorous slogans for argument strategists. Great for expressing their love of debate in casual style.