Argument Expert Gifts

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

Moral Outrage.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

'Safe!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."