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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'No-one calls me a litigious bastard and gets away with it!'

Cockfight of words

Point A

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

"Could you guys at least talk out a compromise?"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'What I like best about being an attorney, is we win regardless whether we win or lose.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Don't argue with me, heated exchanges will lead to Global Warming.

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"It's not just my side of the story. It's my and my life coach's side of the story."

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

Quaff and Quarrel: Where friends feud, couples argue and families squabble.

"I'm not doing this if you're just coming keep disagreeing with me."

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sulk Shows

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He started it!'

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'