Argument Analyst Pillows

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"This is ridiculous! I say we get back on speaking terms!!"

'Well, if I'm being honest, I think he's a raging narcissist.'

Moral Outrage.

"Remember, there are two sides to every argument."

"Oh for God's sake! How many times do I have to flap my arms like this before you agree with me?!"

Powerful

"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."

"Why do you have to spoil a good argument by bringing in common sense?"

"Let's face it, Harry...you've got no backbone!"

'Safe!'

'She's calling him names I never heard before!'

"So you don't think I've finished my homework?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."