Altitude Ace T-Shirts

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A skier and a paraglider

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

High Jump

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mt. Everest gifts.

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."