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'It's not the height that makes me woozy, it's all this fresh air up here.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"All the celebrities come here."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

High Jump

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'