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Emergency Route Down.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

A skier and a paraglider

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

Mount Everest.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)