Altitude Seekers T-Shirts

Emergency Route Down.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A skier and a paraglider

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Mount Everest.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mt. Everest gifts.