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Impossible Possibility

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"My kid could do that."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

A skier and a paraglider

High Jump

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mt. Everest gifts.

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Everest summit queue...

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Perpetual Motion.