Height Appreciator T-Shirts

'Longevity runs in our family -- my Dad is six foot three.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'It's for you.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Ascent Attempt.

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit