Height Appreciator Mugs

'Longevity runs in our family -- my Dad is six foot three.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'It's for you.'

Man on stilts on a date.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Ascent Attempt.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Giraffe helping to change lightbulbs in a zoo.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?