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Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Robot walking pet robot

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"There's the mailman!"

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

"Now that I've acquired consciousness, I feel very self-conscious."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

'They're so cute at that age.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Computer Romance

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.