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'Don't worry if you fail the spelling test. Nobody spells when they text.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

'We've replaced you with an app.'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"It's a robo vacuum cleaner."

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'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

"Dude, you wrote bear arms not bare arms!!"

Milkshake Shortage

Automated Management, Inc: 'Who programmed this idiot!?'

The computer crashed

"It's the inventor of autocorrect and his beloved pet duck."