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"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

Congratulations Strike Over!

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "