Autocorrect Aficionado Gifts

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"Always blame your mistakes on autocorrect and watch out for that tree."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Congratulations Strike Over!

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Latest Aye Phone

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I think this office automation has gone a little too far!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'We thought we had a specific opening for you but then realized there's an app for it.'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"Listen to you ... you've already lost your accent ... "

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'