Automat Aficionado Pillows

Home Vending Machine.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Inflating Boobs.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Mohammad's motors

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Route 666

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Turmoil change.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"