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Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

Regular and Decaf Fuel.

'Weekly therapy should keep your insecurities in check...or you could buy a hummer.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

Air bags.

Windsurfing.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'Honk if you detest the alternative minimum tax.'

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

Sadly Gordon's literal interpretation of the brake shop motto would prove to be his undoing.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Your cadillac is blocking my driveway."

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fast driver

Satellite Navigation

"The charge is driving without a tree."

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

'Long arm stretch out for left turn.'

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"He adored that old car !"

Smart Cars for Dummies.

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'