Car Aficionado Pillows

Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

Regular and Decaf Fuel.

'Weekly therapy should keep your insecurities in check...or you could buy a hummer.'

'Honk if you detest the alternative minimum tax.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Windsurfing.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

Air bags.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

'The 'Check Envious Admirers' light went on.'

'Long arm stretch out for left turn.'

Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"The charge is driving without a tree."

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Why don't you ever let me drive?'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

'They get me a lot of respect on the freeway.'

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

Fast driver

Satellite Navigation

"He adored that old car !"

"No, defensive driving does not mean you hit the other guy first!"

"Your cadillac is blocking my driveway."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'Thank you for not consumating'